Shoepsydoodles.

Once upon a time there was a girl named Rachel. She woke up on Monday morning, got dressed, and walked to work.

Once seated at her desk, a coworker politely asked her to take a look at her shoes. This is when she first noticed her mistake. The positive: she was wearing two shoes. The negative: they were completely different.

Shoepsydoodles.

Rachel: Two points for you, one for each foot.