'She all-American girl. She our American Teen Princess girl.'

Its the All-American Oopsydoodles.

Chevy truck? Check.
McDonald's? Check.
Dignity? Checked at the door.

Literacy for everyone!

I had no idea that "Guys Read" was a statement that needed to be made.

Apparently at the Eden Prairie library, its a big deal.

Get me to the church...

On time! That's what the bride's father thought as he plucked feathers from a local goose, for a lovely bouquet. "Only the best for my daughter!" he shouted. Meanwhile, the accordion press was just finishing up her dress, making sure those folds were clean and exact!

Oopsy bridesmaids...

Nothing says class like your bridal party wearing brown beach sarongs at your wedding.

Hole in the..

The family is currently gallivanting about London, living in a flat reminiscent of Harry Potters's cozy quarters.

My mom seemed to think the photo below was an oopsy doodle, and who am I to argue otherwise.

Sine when did an ATM become a hole in the wall? Apparently since the English decided so.

You can think about this new meaning the next time you refer to your friend's apartment or the bar down the street as a total hole in the wall.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Sisters at a convent probably make you think of praying, the Sound of Music, ancient ladies and quiet voices.

The Sisters of St. Catherine are apparently a bit edgier, with a dark side to boot. Nothing says I love Jesus like a painting of a skeleton-faced nun, impaling faces.

Outfit malfunction

Apparently I took the month of October off. I guess zombies, haunted basements and pub crawls just weren't funny enough. No worries. Oopsydoodles is still barely H1N1 free, and ready for embarrassing action.

Lets start with a trip to the Wedge Food Co-op, where Laura and I witnessed the literal wedge.